I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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