I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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