have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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