Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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