He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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