im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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