I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I don't deserve a penis
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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