Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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