i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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I need you to use more vowels.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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