so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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