have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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