your thong is hanging out like whoa
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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