Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
How's work?
Spinning.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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