my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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