got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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