Do vagina's smell?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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