We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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