he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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