you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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