He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
