There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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