when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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