D3 body, D1 cock
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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