You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
