no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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