I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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