let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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