So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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