Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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