It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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