That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
pray to the hookup gods
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
