i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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