Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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