no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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