4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My life is pants optional.
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