Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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