what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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