yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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