Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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