if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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