Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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