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by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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