She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize