Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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