Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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