What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
