Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just high enough for therapy.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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