Kiss
Puke
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
