Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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