How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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