Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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