So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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