i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My ass is underappreciated
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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