Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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