Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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