just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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