And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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